Record pumpkin sales herald the end of the recession, says Osborne
A surge in pumpkin sales, up 4000 per cent on the previous month, could herald the beginning of the end of the recession and the dawn of a new age, according to chancellor George Osborne. “The boom in...
View ArticleOsborne slashes petrol from 135p to 140p per litre
Flags flew across the nation as grateful motorists celebrated the slashing of petrol prices from 135p a litre to and incredible 139p or even 140p. Opinion was unanimous that credit for the fall was due...
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48 trillion Nectar points to be put into the economy to boost recovery
In an announcement that will delight shoppers and the city alike, a fourteen-figure sum of Nectar points will be released into the economy to boost consumer spending. Eight billion air miles will also...
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